Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s just Tinie Tempah in a very unattractive outfit.

The Written in The Stars rapper performed his hit singles at Glastonbury this weekend, but we doubt the crowd could concentrate on anything but his choice of outfit.

The shades are cool and the trousers are pleasant but glow in the dark clothing is not, and never will be, in fashion.

Pappzd verdict: Hang the Stylist