Serial love cheat and Footballer Ashley Cole has pimped up his Audi to keep the photographers off his back during nights out.

The 30-year-old footballer has taken drastic action against the press in a bid for privacy by wait for it… putting up a pair of curtains in the back of his car. Very Rock n Roll.  An insider said

Ashley is a very private person and he is fed up being papped after nights out… first he had the windows blacked out but then his Chelsea team-mates suggested a curtain to go with it… It is working wonders so far and he loves having the extra privacy.

Hmmm we’re sure he does.

Don’t you think putting a pair of net curtains up in your car is more pensioner league than premiership? Tell us what you make of Ashley’s latest stunt.