Christmas, a time for children to make mile long lists about which presents they would like in the hopes that Santa will deliver them all. Unfortunately for Santa, one 13-year-old school girl named Meekeda Austin wants all her presents or she’ll kill him. Yea I have that WTF look on my face as well.

Meekeda Austin from Bedford demanded from Santa in a letter she wrote a Blackberry, money, Converse trainers and ‘the real’ Justin Beiber and Austin Mahone, otherwise she will ‘hunt down’ Santa’s reindeer and ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’. She ends the letter saying ‘Remember… two of these, or you die.’ Charming. Speaking on her letter Meekeda said

I don’t see any problem with the letter, I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.

Her mother, Tracy Austin, found the letter and at first thought it was a joke but upon realising that her brat daughter was being serious said

I think I better get her what she wants, the last thing I want is for her to kill Santa…I know it sounds like she is spoilt but I like to get my daughter what she wants also you don’t want to get on the wrong side of her…I would fly over Austin Mahone and Justin Bieber, but I guess they will be busy with their own families on Xmas day…I’ll probably be getting her a phone and some money. She is a lovely girl but can be very demanding.

At this point I don’t know who to be more angry at- the brat daughter who wants Justin Beiber in her Christmas stocking or the mother who actually thinks her daughter is capable of killing an imaginary character aka Santa.