When we were told through musicals that Gentlemen Prefer Blondes we thought they meant the feminine type, not the rough and tumble, she-could-pass-for-a-bloke type of blonde.

But apparently that is Wretch 32’s type of gal. The Traktor rapper tweeted during an episode of EastEnders that Shirley, the unpleasant girlfriend of Phil Mitchell, was exactly what he needed in his life

Well we hope he finds his Shirley one day, put her on your Christmas list next year eh?