Alexandra Burke and Jermain Defoe are doing a very bad job at trying to hide their relationship, if that is their intention.

The new couple were spotted trying their best to conceal their faces after some sneaky paparazzo got his lens right up by their taxi window as they left Japanese restaurant Zuma on Monday.

We have to congratulate them on their efforts though, I mean Alexandra could have broken her neck with that Exorcist-esque move she pulled to shield her face, all in the hopes of hiding a relationship that everyone knows about.

Celebrities these days…