WARNING: A SICK BUCKET MAY BE REQUIRED FOR THE VIEWING OF THIS VIDEO
The couple gave followers the chance to endure 43 minutes of gushy messages, sneaky kisses and scenes of them parading around their house half naked. Could they not have done this in private? The video includes Simon previewing new music that himself and his band Blue are planning to release this year. And there we were thinking that Eurovision was their farewell gig, if only.
Maria looked like she had a funky smell under nose throughout the video but then we realised that that was just her pouting and just when you thought the video couldnt get anymore worse, the couple
purposely accidentally leave their webcam on after the live stream leaving viewers to cop a view of Simon’s Y fronts and to watch the pair snog each other’s faces off. How sweet.