Mario Balotelli's secret lover Chloe Evans

Everybody knows that Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli had a secret lover for almost 2 years and that he saw her behind the back of his public girlfriend Raffaella Fico. Now 21-year-old Chloe Evans has confirmed she is the woman in the secret relationship and spilled her guts to The Sun.

But it’s not Mario’s cheating that has us intrigued us (he’s a footballer, it’s an occupational perk), what moved our eyebrows to the top of our heads is the revelation that, according to Chloe Evans, Mario enjoys wearing makeup and wigs! She said

I will never forget the day I gave him a girlie makeover – he loved it. We were a bit bored and messing about so I turned him into a WAG for a laugh! We got a blonde wig and used my make-up, and before you knew it he was Marilyn Balotelli! It was so funny. The lipstick was a really pale pink so it was hilarious against his skin. I put it on him really carefully, he kept laughing so it nearly smudged. And he had loads of pink blusher on too.

But wait, there’s more…

I got a blonde wig I had at the time and put that on him too to complete the look. Mario loved it. He started prancing around and posing in front of the mirror admiring himself. He shook his bum really fast doing silly moves to make me laugh. It was hilarious and then he looked in the mirror and said he was prettier than me.

We can hardly fathom the thought of Mario in makeup and a wig without bursting into small fits of laughter. But if we close our eyes and search the deepest part of our imaginations, we picture Marilyn Balotelli to look a little something like this:

Now all that’s missing is heels, glitter and an En Vouge dance-off. You go girl! *Snaps Fingers*