Tinie Tempah was left disappointed after visiting a strip club in America and finding out that it didn’t quite meet his expectations. The Written in the Stars rapper said,

Strip clubs in America are so big. When I was listening to southern US rap, all I was listening to was strippers and strippers’ booties.

However he quickly found out that the strip clubs in America don’t match up to the ones he’s attended in his dreams

Then I went to a strip club in America. When you see a naked stripper for the first time she gives you a lap dance and tells you she is in college and she is stripping for her tuition fees. The minute she goes to somebody else and you see her laughing, it feels like she is cheating on you. I’m like ‘What are you doing? Come back here, I thought we had something!’ So that’s going to take a little while to get used to.

Oh dear, we hope Tinie gets used to American strippers soon. But for now we think he should invest some tme into reading the job description of a stripper before he visits another club.