Jermain Defoe must have fallen off his chair when he woke up this morning to find out that he had allegedly been cheating. Again.

A woman by the name of Kirsty Crummey claimed Jermain had pursed her on Facebook and the two had had sex multiple times.

But Defoe has taken to Twitter to deny the claims

We’re still not sure who to believe here. I mean she does look a lil bit like Peter Kay, but maybe that’s what Defoe is secretly interested in!

Separated at birth? Kirsty Crummey and Peter Kay as Geraldine.