The ladies at Pappzd have compiled a list of perfect celebrity husbands, just in case we get a reality show and need some famous partners to boost our ratings.

Now there are a few requirements to get on the list, mainly being good looking and successful. But cooking well is also one of them. So you can imagine how far Dizzee Rascal dropped down the list when we saw this picture.

The Bonkers rapper was testing out his culinary skills and cooked up what was supposed to be plantain. Instead he not only burned the food but probably ruined a good wok, which shouldn’t have been used in the first place.

So ladies if Dizzee ever invites you round for dinner, politely decline, remind him of this picture and book a table and your nearest Nandos.