England are set to play Sweden this evening and hopefully this time there’ll be a British victory.
On Monday not only did England draw with France, but it turned out that the French WAGs were much hotter than ours and we can’t let anyone defeat us again.
Coleen Rooney flew into Krakow on Wednesday with her private jet, as you do. But we really don’t know if spending £14,000 on a plane will hide the fact that our WAGs may need to invest in more push-up bras and Louboutins this year.
So let’s have a look see if the Swedish squad’s WAGs or Fruar Och Flickvänner (FOFs) as they’re called in Sweden, have anything on our girls.
The Soviet Union-born model moved to Sweden when she was ten and once worked as a dancer for a group called Sunblock (no need to Google them, they’re not that important).
The Wilhelmssons have had some ups and downs but married in 2010 in Las Vegas. Oh and did we mention she’s a mother. MILF Alert!
Helena may be nearing 50, but don’t let her age fool you. The former model managed to win Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s heart, despite the hundreds of crazy girls who would apparently sleep in the car park of his hotel just to catch a glimpse of him.
But we’re guessing those puppies may have had something to do with that.
Seger not only has a degree in economics and two children with the A.C. Milan striker, but the 41-year-old has been on the cover of ELLE and is a major cougar with Ibrahimovic being 11 years her junior.
Mikael Lustig may have greasy hair and awful eyebrows but his new fiancee Josefin Jonsson is a little cutie. Jonsson and Lustig are the proud parents of a 10-month-old baby and have settled into Glasgow after the footballer’s move to Celtic.
Jonsson may not be Playboy material like the other Swedish WAGs, but we’re sure she’s pretty up there compared to some of the Glaswegian girls.
The 22-year-old beauty was a former footballer and admits that she’s never been a girly girl and doesn’t like pretty dresses
I’ve always been sporty not girlie. I love wearing leather jackets and Doc Martens boots and am not a fan of pretty dresses… and don’t wear much make-up.
Whaaaat!? A WAG that doesn’t wear much make-up and isn’t a fan of pretty dresses? Oh Josefin, you have so much to learn.
Anine Bing is super talented, super sexy and has to be our favourite Swedish WAG.
The model/singer is the former girlfriend of IF Elfsborg midfielder Anders Gunnar Svensson and yes we know they’re not dating anymore. But would you rather see pictures like the one above or Svensson’s current and less sexy wife Emma?
Bing is so sexy that a billboard she was on was banned in the the City of Birmingham in 2002 for being too distracting! The billboards were part of a campaign by sportswear company, Ellesse which showed Bing in some positions better left to the bedroom.
And if you’re not really busy right now, I would advise you to Google her. Trust me you wont be disappointed.
Ok guys, lets not try and pretend our English WAGs are on par with these Swedish ladies.
Fingers crossed we’ll win the game tonight and then we’ll show them Swedes that they may have perfect blondes whose breasts stay firm even at the age of 40, but when it comes to ball control, the Three Lions will be the champions.