Italy may have better food than us, and their Capital may be ten times more romantic. But are the Italian WAGs a match for our England lot?
Bear in mind that Italian newspaper La Gazzetta Dello Sport have already called the British WAGs ‘mingers’ writing, ‘[Italian WAGs are] more beautiful and more famous – just looking at them you can see we win’.
Looks like all that Parmigiano-Reggiano has gotten to their heads! Well with only a few hours until the game begins why don’t we have a quick look to see who has the hottest WAGs.
There’s no way we were going to write a post about Italian WAGs and not include Ballotelli’s girlfriend.
The 24-year-old may look like your average model, but she’s just as controversial as her bad boy boyfriend. In 2008 Fico tried to auction off her virginity for €1 million.
The Italian model was planning to use the money to buy a house and take acting lessons. But now that she’s with a rich footballer, she no longer has to prostitute herself and spends her spare time crying into her pillow because her boyfriend has been spotted with a real prostitute.
Cristina De Pin
Cristina De Pin likes to get her kit off… like really likes to. It took us about 30 minutes to find a pic of her that WASN’T showing any nipple, but that does score her big brownie points in the WAG charts.
The girlfriend of Riccardo Montolivo is a Playboy playmate, which automatically cancels out any of her other achievements in life. Cristina claims that she used her ‘intelligence and culture’ to win Riccardo. But we reckon her tens of hundreds of naked photos also had something to do with it.
Alena Buffon may have a tan that Tango would consider a threat, but we’re pretty sure it’s natural because Italian ladies don’t need to tan right? Wrong!
The girlfriend of Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon was actually born in the Czech Republic but did a runner when she realised she couldn’t get that skin colour naturally by sitting on Prague’s Charles Bridge.
Alena is a MILF of two, owns her own fashion line and was crowned Miss Czech Republic in 1998, which is probably as important as Foxy Bingo’s Celebrity Mum of the Year competition.
We know you wanted to see more Italian T&A guys, but we’d rather not embarrass our country any more than we already have. Now let’s order four boxes of pizza, sprinkle some Parmesan cheese on it, down some bottles of Peroni or Prosecco and cheer on England!