It’s not everyday you get on a flight, sit down and have a crazy lady sexually assault you. And poor Charlie Sloth was victim to a strange incident as he got on a plane to London from Edinburgh.

Charlie was minding his own business when a strange woman began to rub his leg during the flight and the surprised star took to his Twitter account to share the story.

Well that’s what happens when you’re the best looking fat guy (with money) in the world!