Last night footballer Djibril Cisse decided to forget his troubles along with his manhood at home in preparation for a birthday night out dressed like a a five-year-old girl… For some reason we don’t think fancy dress was on the night’s agenda.

The Queens Park Rangers birthday boy was pictured leaving Mayfair club Whisky Mist wearing a £860 Givenchy skirt with a matching £300 jumper, a look that was channeled by fellow frock wearing rapper Kanye West during his Watch The Throne tour.

The 31-year-old teamed his outfit with what seemed to look like a black pair of leggings and some macho Dr Martin boots to draw attention away from the fact that he was prancing around London in a pleated skirt.

Well Cisse it’s obvious that Weezy certainly didn’t teach you well.