Jessie J should have just performed naked at the Olympic closing ceremony yesterday because watching her sing (after a few glasses of wine) in her nude catsuits, was like watching a naked woman running up and down the highstreet.

Jessie wore two different Vivienne Westwood catsuits as she performed with Tinie Tempah, Taio Cruz and Brian May and we have a feeling these outfits were picked by her former stylist because they are very Jessie J pre Cobbie Yates.

The three artists arrived in Rolls Royces belting out their hits. And despite Jessie giving an unrivalled performance, those things she decided to put on feet almost made us throw our TVs out of the window in outrage.

Later on during the ceremony the Price Tag singer got on her knees and offered herself in the most seductive way you could imagine to Brian May. And if that is not a sex face, then we don’t know what is!