After watching Little Mix’s latest video Wings, I started to regain a little faith in the band’s sense of what looked utterly hideous and what looked passable.
But unfortunately it seems the stylist for the video could only be hired for the day, and the girls have gone back to fending for themselves as they appeared on This Morning this morning (that’s not a typo) in an assortment of hideous garb.
Just as if I were tackling the aftermath of an earthquake, let’s take this hot mess piece by piece.
Jesy Nelson, who has been the victim of bullying from the public, was making a recovery from her shocking outfit loving ways but has had a major setback with this look. The worst thing for slightly bigger legs are calf high Doc Martens, and she’s drawn all the attention to her largest area, her hips, while hiding her slim waistline. Sigh.
Jade, who is usually the bo-ho one of the group in terms of fashion, looks very uncomfortable with her look and I’m not surprised. She looks like she has absolutely no shape in this outfit and those running trainers look like something even Rizzle Kicks would sniff at.
Leigh-Anne’s shoes are even worse, and the ankle socks do not help her at all. The rest of her outfit is not at all bad, she seems to have got off lightly… this time.
Last, and definitely least in terms of fashion sense, Perrie Edwards appears to be celebrating Halloween a little too early with a purple rinse and a bat patterned crop top. She has also regrettably been forced to go with the Camouflage theme in a pair of super-tight jeans with a pair of the chunkiest boots known to woman plonked on the end. Oh dear, oh dear.
Please can someone (preferably Jessie J’s new stylist Cobbie Yates) rescue these ladies from their current position at number 100 on the fashion charts?
Pappzd Verdict: Hang the Stylist