We didn’t really want to be the ones that brought this up, but since so many people on Twitter were talking about it, we thought we had to.
Taio Cruz performed his smash hit Dynamite at the Olympics Closing Ceremony last night and even though there was so much to look at on the TV screen, our eyes just couldn’t stop wandering over to the 29-year-old’s disappearing hairline. People took to Twitter to comment on his hair saying:
Who stole Taio Cruz's hairline? #FindTaioCruzHairline.
— Daniel Kaluuya (@Kaluuya) August 12, 2012
Taio Cruz hairline is as present as black women in his music videos.
— tramp black. (@tramplife_) August 12, 2012
TAIO CRUZ' HAIRLINE HAS GONE BACK…. WAY BACK! BACK INTO TIME! AJFHSDKJHSDGDHGSDKJGHDSHGDSJHGH
— Logan 40K Sama (@djlogansama) August 12, 2012
Now no hairline will ever disgust us as much as the one Naomi Campbell dared to expose while on Holiday in Ibiza, but Taio did look very different from his younger days.
It also looked like the award winning singer had put on a few pounds, but he has been spending a lot of time in the States, so we’ll blame the yanks for that.
Yo Taio Cruz got fat yo!!! #olympicceremony
— Tim (@timmanalo) August 13, 2012
“@Naijas_fynest: TAio cruz has put on weight !!!!!!” Blame the pounded yam and draw soup!!
— Ib (@fedtweets) August 12, 2012
Anyone else think Taio Cruz looks like he has put on a bit of weight? I thought he was Cee Lo Green at first!
— Matt Elliott (@mattelliott321) August 12, 2012
Ouch! No worries Taio we still love you, and who cares if you’re balding and putting on weight, you sang in the Olympics closing ceremony and that’s all that matters.