Throwing a big birthday bash, and still looking for a performer? Have no fear, the JLS boys are more than happy to fill in – and it will only cost you 50 grand.

According to The Sun, the band is making themselves available for private performances.

Marvin is in charge of the decks while Aston, JB and Oritse provide Bez-style support.

If you’re not already on the phone seeing how you can get Aston to do back flips for you, while Marvin sings, then you better get a move on. They’re apparently high in demand already

The lads have got loads of requests and want to make as many bookings as possible.

Ahh, well now I know what to do with that extra £50,000 I had lying around.