From the extremely despicable to the extremely ridiculous: this week has made our head hurt with all the face palming we’ve done while bringing you the best of Urban news. Cheryl Cole has been dropped in more ways than one, police are not surprisingly found to be racist and it’s not just P.Diddy who’s been in a car accident.
Here are this week’s highlights
- Policeman Who Called Man a Nigger is Freed
PC Alex MacFarlane was let free after a second jury failed to reach a conviction on whether he was being racist when he said “you will always be a nigger”. Well, we know what we think…
- Twitter Trolls Send Death Threats to Adele’s New Baby!
Adele received death threats from Twitter trolls just hours after giving birth to her baby boy.
- Tottenham Man Freed from Jail, Beats Up Pensioner, Goes Back to Jail
Eric Banton was sent back to jail after severely beating an old woman for a meagre £20!
- 17-Year-Old ‘Very Famous’ British TV Star Charged with Boys Rape, 14
A famous young television actor has been charged with raping a 14-year-old boy. He will appear in court on 6 November
- Watch Cheryl Cole Die on Stage as Her Backing Track Vocals Fail
For those who still don’t accept how unbelievably talentless and shit Cheryl Cole really is, watch this and tell us what new defence you come up with this time
- Snoop Dogg, Eminem and Other Big Stars to Appear on Cheryl’s Next Album?
Cheryl Cole again. How did she end up on here twice? Damn! Anyway, she’s begging US artists to give her street cred and stuff. Whatever
- FAIL OF THE WEEK: Tulisa’s Outfit Choice for the Launch of Her Own Fashion Line
Launching your own fashion line Rule 101: Don’t wear a crap outfit at the launch. Rule 102: If the outfit is crap, make sure its not one from the range you’re launching. Oh Tulisa…. When will you ever learn?
- Princess Nyah Escapes Possible Death, Maintains Sexy
Princess Nyah was stung by a jellyfish and limped her way back to safety in Jamaica when taking a break from her tour. She’s okay though as she later tweeted going down water slides.
- Suicide Watch: Anton Murphy Says Goodbye, Falls Silent on Twitter
Anton felt a little blue at the beginning of the week because no one understood him and took a break to release his new single. He’s back tweeting and feeling the love nowadays.
- Emeli Sande Wins Q Award for Best Solo Artist
Ms. Sande took the Q Award home for Best Solo Artist against Dizzee and Adele earlier this week and the classy lady definitely looked proud holding her award at the ceremony.