We’re trying to find out who it was that did a big smelly poo at Dizzee’s place that he needed to go public on Twitter:

Oh no, Dizzee! Can you imagine how she must feel? Thinking she was smart and sussing that he would never know.


She obviously went to some lengths to disguise her act:

Come on girls, we’ve all been there.

But I can tell you now boys, not all us girls are suspects and some of us really do shit roses:

But who was the girl that Dizzee sprung? Now we understand the meaning of Dizzee’s first line in Dance With Me, could he have written it about this girl?

That’s just wrong!