Left: Jade Ewen, Right: Rita Ora

So as Rita Ora & Jade Ewen send indirect tweets to each other following Jade’s outburst that Rita has slept her way to the top, let’s do some comparisons  between both women’s careers.

[one_half]Jade Ewen…

claims that she has kept her morals intact and …

  • is part of the failed reformed Sugababes. Version 3.
  • came fifth in the Eurovision 2009 contest
  • her ex is Eastenders’ Fat Boy
  • has never had a Number 1 hit. Anywhere.
  • is Z List, at best
  • has 32,030 Twitter followers


[one_half_last]Rita Ora…

allegedly slept her way to the top and…

  • is signed to Jay-Z’s label Roc Nation
  • was a guest judge for X Factor UK 2012
  • is rumoured to have dated Rob Kardashian
  • has a UK Number 1 hit with RIP
  • has landed a cameo role in Fast & Furious 6
  • has a Brit Award for Best Newcomer in 2012
  • is A List and hangs out with Beyonce
  • has 2,553,670 Twitter followers


Now I’m trying my best not to be biased here, but come on now.

Maybe Jade could try out for I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here next.