jade ewen bikini

One of the many Sugababes and probably the most irrelevant one, admitted to Digital Spy that she only took part in Splash! because they paid her so well.

Now if you’ve already forgotten what Splash! is, it’s that annoying and pointless reality show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley.

The 25-year-old singer said:

I had fun, yeah. I didn’t know what it was going to be like.

Didn’t they send her a brief?! She added:

It could have been amazing like Strictly Come Dancing on the water – it wasn’t. If I’m really honest they paid me amazingly, I only had to dive once. I was very happy.

jade ewen disses splash bikini

We were very happy to see you in a bikini.

We wonder how much ‘amazingly’ is. Two grand, five grand? Because when you’re in a girl group that doesn’t really do anything anymore, any amount of money would be amazing right?

And just in case the journalist at Digital Spy felt sorry for her, Ewen reassured him that her bank account would not be empty this year because she will soon be appearing in a TV drama. She said:

I play a bit of a bitch, basically. My character in it is a singer. She’s bitter and she tries to do everything she can to sabotage the main girls.

Oh so you’re playing a Sugababe then…