So it looks like Kate and Will decided against the Lion King theme and presented their son to the public the traditional way.
The new parents beamed with joy as they showed off their little prince to the waiting cameras on the steps of the private Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital, 26 hours after he was born.
Hundreds of people lined the streets to catch a glimpse of the boy who will one day be King. And despite the wishes of the now infamous tourist, he was not black.
Prince William announced that they still hadn’t decided on a name for the royal baby and joked that his son had more hair than him.
Well, I only hope I look as good as Kate the day after I push a baby out of my lady box!