Notting Hill Carnival is one of the only places you can wear whatever you want and not give a toss about what people think of you. And that’s exactly what these girls done over the Bank Holiday weekend, when the shortest shorts in the history of mankind were paraded in front of children, police and anyone else watching.
We brought you the first edition of the Pum Pum shorts at this summer’s music festivals. And they have returned with a vengeance for Notting Hill Carnival 2013.
Let’s take a look at some of the bums that we caught on camera.
Girl 1: I need some really short shorts. You know the ones that show your arse, but don’t look too trashy?
Girl 2: Yh I know the ones. Let’s pop down to Soho, that’s where all the strippers shop. This is for your audition at the strip club right?
Girl 1: Umm, yh sure…
A classic example of the: “oh my gosh I didn’t even notice my arse was showing” pose
If at the age of forty and after five kids I’m able to pull off an outfit like this and not look like a complete mess, I would be incredibly proud of myself.
We had to save the best till last and I don’t even know what to say because I am well and truly speechless. And even though I don’t know what it means, I’m just going to follow the advice on her shorts and just Trill It because there is nothing else one can do.