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I’m not sure about you ladies, but one of the main reasons I go to Notting Hill Carnival is to spy on topless men and decide which one will impregnate me in the near future.

So here’s a look at some of the half naked guys we spotted at Notting Hill Carnival. Tag them if you know them and if they’re single, you know where to find me.

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He may look about 15, but he has the body of an 18-year-old which is legal and OK with me.

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I do love a tatted up chest, and there were plenty of them at this year’s Carnival.

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He may be covered in paint, but his six-pack is clear for all to see. Check out that definition!

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This guy would only let me take the photo If I gave him a hug. Which I did because I’m a professional.

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Even the guy standing next to him is admiring his body!

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Have I brightened up your day or what?