We never get bored of Rihanna on British talk shows. She swears a lot, wears something cool and the host always ends up trying to dance.
The Bajan star was on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man on Friday 27 September, celebrating the 100th episode of the show. Justin Timberlake also had a guest spot on the show.
Rihanna and Alan’s banter had us crying with tears, with the funny man even comparing her hair to a rats tail!
They also talked about her sex life, with Rihanna saying she doesn’t get any. Riiiiiight.
I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s fucking pathetic. I tell you, I’m a bit of a square recently.
Hmm, if by a square you mean a young woman who parties every night, takes drugs and travels the world while uploading half naked pictures of herself on a jet. Then yeah, totally square.
Alan Carr showed Rihanna that he still remembered how to do the butterfly, dutty wine and the bogle, moves she showed him when she appeared on the show in 2010. Not that we wanted to see.
The 25-year-old performed What Now and we’re so glad that she’s been getting singing lessons, because I only felt the need to change the channel once during the performance.