Asda are launching knickers that will give you a bum like Kim Kardashian.
The padded underwear is only £6, which means everyone who’s anyone will be able to afford them. The underwear contains hidden pads on the buttocks to make them appear rounder and thicker. And if you want to look like Vanity Wonder, then you can insert extra padding into the underwear to achieve the size you desire.
The knickers look a bit like adult nappies and are called Bodysculpt Great Bum Briefs.
I personally think it’s a silly idea, so here’s six reasons why you shouldn’t buy these bottom enhancing briefs.
You can’t go from Miley Cyrus to Nicki Minaj overnight, it just wont wash.
You’ll always have to have sex in the dark.
You won’t be able to do a stiptease for your boyfriend without him wondering if you suffer from urinary incontinence.
You wont be able to play strip poker without people thinking your body parts are falling off.
They’re from Asda. So if people find out you wear them, not only will they think you’re a loser, but they’ll know you went to Asda instead of Harley Street for ‘plastic surgery’.
The person serving you at the till, will most definitely judge you.