Kanye West announced in September, that he would be bringing his Yeezus tour to the UK. We’re positive that something crazy is going to happen, so we thought we should prepare ourselves.

Here are some things Kanye might do:

1. Burn 1000 Louis Vuitton bags on stage.

kanye west burning louis vuitton bags

Louis Vuitton don’t like Kanye. And Kanye doesn’t like Louis Vuitton anymore. The new daddy told everyone in New York to boycott LV’s stores after the Vice President of the company snubbed him in Paris.

2. Read the Bible from beginning to end. 

the gospel according to kanye west

Now that would be worth paying for right?

3. Act out the Nativity play with Kim Kardashian as Mary mother of Jesus and North as Jesus.

nativity kanye west kim

4. Have sex with Kim on stage

kim kanye having sex

They already have the routine sorted…

5. Scream again, but even louder and with more passion.

Kanye West scared the hell out of his London fans who went to see his one off show in Hammersmith at the beginning of the year.

6. Twerkkanye west twerking

Well everyone’s doing it, he might as well jump on the bandwagon!

7. Somehow give birth to himselfkanye west giving birth to himself

Apologies if you just threw up.

8. Bring Jesus out on stage. Oh wait, he’s already done that.

kanye west and jesus

9. Do an Oprah and buy every woman in the audience engagement rings, seeing as we don’t wear them in the UK… (listen from 6.44)

kanye west london girls dont wear engagement rings

10. Cry on stage, for the whole concert. While in the nude.

Miley taught me…