K Koke must have been going heavy on the green stuff last night as the north west London rapper seemed to spend his evening learning about the different ways that the government are trying to kill us; then scaring his followers by tweeting his findings.

With theories on the poisoned fish in the Pacific Ocean, radioactive pollution in our environment and cancer being a manmade disease, Koke tried his best to spread the message and warn everyone on his Twitter account:


*sad face* Does that mean no more fish and chips?

I’m not saying that K Koke is crazy and none of this is true but… he’s sounding like a doomsday cult leader and I haven’t got time to be worrying with all of that!