The Regent Street Christmas lights are being turned on tomorrow and once again we are disappointed with the irrelevant celebrities they have tasked with pressing a fake plunger that “turns on” the lights.

This year the event will be hosted by Former Spice Girl Emma Bunton and TV personality Jamie Theakston, the one who was exposed as piece of trash in the Sunday People after visiting a prostitute in Mayfair.

Leona Lewis, Passenger and Eliza Doolittle will perform at the switch-on ceremony, which will be accompanied by a firework display.

But we don’t care about them. We like a bit of drama and scandal. So here’s ten people we want to see turning on the Regent Street Christmas lights.

1. Miley Cyrus

miley cyrus christmas lights londonBut only if she promises to turn the switch on with her tongue.

2. JLS


Because it’ll be a nice send off for one of our favourite boy bands.

3. Roxanne Jeffers

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Because she’ll probably wear something totally inappropriate.


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It’s just tradition now isn’t it.

5. Blue Ivy Carter

blue ivy carter turn on christmas lightsBecause hundreds of thousands of people would turn up to see Beyonce and Jay Z’s daughter looking mad as hell.

6. Dizzee Rascal

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Because he hasn’t had a very good week and maybe getting into the Christmas spirit will put a smile on his face.

7. Alexandra Burke

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Because she’d probably do it for free.

8. Sarah Jane Crawford


Ummm, she’s super hot.

9. Wiley

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Because we know he wouldn’t show up and we like seeing disappointed people during Christmas.

10. The Girls From My Crazy New Jamaican Life

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Because deep down, we all love them and want to be their best friends.