The Regent Street Christmas lights are being turned on tomorrow and once again we are disappointed with the irrelevant celebrities they have tasked with pressing a fake plunger that “turns on” the lights.
This year the event will be hosted by Former Spice Girl Emma Bunton and TV personality Jamie Theakston, the one who was exposed as piece of trash in the Sunday People after visiting a prostitute in Mayfair.
Leona Lewis, Passenger and Eliza Doolittle will perform at the switch-on ceremony, which will be accompanied by a firework display.
But we don’t care about them. We like a bit of drama and scandal. So here’s ten people we want to see turning on the Regent Street Christmas lights.
1. Miley Cyrus
But only if she promises to turn the switch on with her tongue.
Because it’ll be a nice send off for one of our favourite boy bands.
3. Roxanne Jeffers
Because she’ll probably wear something totally inappropriate.
It’s just tradition now isn’t it.
5. Blue Ivy Carter
Because hundreds of thousands of people would turn up to see Beyonce and Jay Z’s daughter looking mad as hell.
6. Dizzee Rascal
Because he hasn’t had a very good week and maybe getting into the Christmas spirit will put a smile on his face.
7. Alexandra Burke
Because she’d probably do it for free.
8. Sarah Jane Crawford
Ummm, she’s super hot.
Because we know he wouldn’t show up and we like seeing disappointed people during Christmas.
10. The Girls From My Crazy New Jamaican Life
Because deep down, we all love them and want to be their best friends.