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Zoophilia is the act of having sex with an animal. Now I’m not accusing anybody of anything, but I’ve seen Tinchy Stryder get pretty comfortable with not one, but two marine mammals this year.

There’s nothing wrong with loving animals, and we love a man with a big heart. Just don’t ask us to donate half our earnings to Save The Whales!

Pappzd Santa Verdict: Good

Here’s something you’ll really enjoy Tinchy, a lovely blow up Dolphin sex doll.

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She doesn’t answer back, she has nice eyelashes and she’ll keep you warm this winter.

We just hope your girlfriend doesn’t get jealous!