Pappzd kind of promised A squeezy that we’d find him a girlfriend to keep him warm this winter.
— Arnold Jorge (@ASQUEEZY) November 28, 2013
We thought he would forget about it, but it’s getting colder and colder and we like to keep our word. Plus he’s been so good this year and we’re really looking forward to his Success Story documentary.
Pappzd Santa Verdict: Good
We took time out of our busy schedules to set up an account for A squeezy on popular dating site Plenty of Fish.
Most of the responses are asking for sexual intercourse or if “you can make me famous”, but we’re sure we’ll get something serious soon.