Pappzd kind of promised A squeezy that we’d find him a girlfriend to keep him warm this winter.

We thought he would forget about it, but it’s getting colder and colder and we like to keep our word. Plus he’s been so good this year and we’re really looking forward to his Success Story documentary.

Pappzd Santa Verdict: Good

We took time out of our busy schedules to set up an account for A squeezy on popular dating site Plenty of Fish.

A squeezy dating site

Most of the responses are asking for sexual intercourse or if “you can make me famous”, but we’re sure we’ll get something serious soon.

Merry Christmas!