I have to admit, it’s been very cold this week. Cold enough to not leave your house, cold enough to eat one of the spiciest foods in the world. But not cold enough to kill whatever animal that is on Rita’s body and wear it.
The 23-year-old singer was snapped outside The Dorchester Hotel on Wednesday, looking like the definition of winter in a large jacket and hundreds of other pieces of clothes underneath it. She managed to walk the streets in uncomfortable looking Vivienne Westwood platforms, which are probably my favourite part of the outfit.
Rita’s Felder Felder coat matched with absolutely nothing she was wearing, which is fine because we don’t think that was the plan.
The plan was to remind everyone that she will continue to wear whatever the f*ck she wants, even if she looks like the incredibly fashionable monster that hides under children’s beds.