Rochelle and Marvin Humes like telling us about their sex life. But they don’t want to show us pictures or release a sex tape, because they’re too family friendly.

Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special rochelle humes

It doesn’t matter now anyway. Because after watching The Saturdays singer on Strictly Come Dancing on Christmas day, I have a faint idea of what she looks like in the bedroom.

The 24-year-old may have failed to impress the judges as she performed the salsa to Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but at least we had fun watching her.

Here she is with her partner Ian Waite performing the ‘Throw me in the air before Cunnilingus’ move:


And here’s the ‘Do me sideways’ move:


While her friends looked on like “when is this going to end?”


After her performance judge Len Goodman told her the dance was like a messy party popper, “bits were flying everywhere”.


Well at least you looked good!