‘Twas the night after Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even that mouse you can’t seem to catch because it has super powers.
Check out 11 things you’ll probably be doing this Boxing day.
2. Doing Christmas again with your dad and his new girlfriend
3. Tidying up all the mess the people that came to your house for Christmas dinner made
4. Thinking about all the shit presents you got and the amazing presents you didn’t get
5. Thinking of all the possible things that will happen to Janine in tonight’s episode of Eastenders
6. Browsing Amazon in bed for Boxing Day sales
7. Running into Selfridges on Oxford Street like a loser
8. Looking at your bank account and realising you can’t participate in any Boxing Day sales
9. Eating leftover turkey for breakfast, lunch and dinner
10. Scrolling through Facebook, in an attempt to find something cool to do on NYE
11. Packing for an exotic holiday, if you’re one of these lucky bitches