If you thought side chicks were the only ones who suffered on Valentine’s Day, you were wrong. A lot of guys are losing their girlfriends to older men with more money, faster cars and the ability to waltz into The Wolseley whenever they want.

Here’s five signs your girlfriend is spending Valentine’s Day with her sugar daddy.

1. The week after Valentine’s Day, she posts amazing pictures, taken by her companion of course, on some luxury island.


2. The next time you see your girlfriend, she looks like someone’s spent their annual salary on her.


3. She drops the P-word and says there’s no point doing anything because she’s having constant cramps.


4. She says she’s spending Valentine’s Day with her suicidal friend who recently got dumped.


5. She dumps you on 15 February.


Ladies, have we missed any out?