It’s Valentine’s Day season. All types of emotions are going through your head. You’re angry, upset, excited, bitter, horny.
So are a lot of people though, and you don’t see them sharing it with their 3,000 followers.
Here’s 11 things not to tweet on Valentine’s Day.
1. That you’re horny
2. That you’re lonely
3. That you’re horny and lonely
4. Your address
5. Abusive messages to the guy you thought would take you out
6. That she might be with him now but you were fucking him last week
7. That you’re having ‘the best time ever in Indonesia with your bae’. Really? Cos your Twitter location says Yorkshire…
8. A nude. We know you’re desperate but keep your nudes to yourself.
9. That you hate Valentines Day and you don’t need a special day to celebrate the one you love
10. That you’re having an amazing Valentine’s Day, when you’re really not