George Zimmerman, the man acquitted of charges of second-degree murder for the shooting of teenager Trayvon Martin, is looking for an opponent for his first celebrity boxing match.

The Game has already said he’ll be happy to knock the shite out of him. And so has DMX, though apparently Zimmerman is keen to get Kanye West involved.

Now, there’s so much wrong with this we don’t even know where to begin. But we kind of want to see a celebrity knock Zimmerman out, so we’re suggesting some natural born fighters on our side of the pond, we think should get in the ring with Trayvon Martin’s Killer.

1. Dereck Chisora


He has anger management issues, and we know he’ll do something unorthodox like piss on Zimmerman’s face after he knocks him out.

2. The Chinaman from Top Boy


We all know he’s about that life.

3. Mike GLC


He looks like he can do some damage. And he’s been working out a lot lately.

4. Daenerys Targaryen


Only if she’s allowed to bring her dragons though.

5. Former Manchester City footballer Ben Thatcher


Pedro Mendez was left unconscious and needed oxygen pitch-side to aid his recovery when Thatcher elbowed him in the face.

6. Paddy Doherty


Paddy would eat him alive.

7. Phil Mitchell


In his heyday obviously….

8. Victor Ebuwa from Big Brother 5


Again, anger issues.

9. Micah Richards


Weighing in at 82kg, most of which is pure muscle, we’d love to see what happens when Micah steps into a ring with Zimmerman.

10. Jodie Marsh


Zimmerman would run a mile.

11. Ross Kemp


Because apparently he’s invincible

Have we missed anyone out?